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Juanita Meatspit - Cleveland, FL
"They really sent me a free crowbar, it smells a little like dookie but thats ok."

Fat Mike - Westhamptonshiresfield, MA
"I struggled with the form so I Emailed their support team and Quandarius was happy to help me. 3 minutes later I got my free crow bar, I'm not sure how they managed to fit this bigass crowbar in that little package though."

Uncle Brenda - Melber, KY
"man what the fuck is this shit man. they sent me a crowbar made of PLASTIC. what the fuck am i gonna do with a plastic crowbar. this website is run by bozos."

Noah Veil - Normal, IL
"i didnt get nothin."

José Sanchez - Los Pendejos, TX
"They sent me two packets of hot sauce, this is so racist."

Clovis Kunkler - Lakewood, FL
"I AM CONFUSED IS THIS SOME KIND OF THREAT WHY WOULD THEY SEND THIS I WILL CALL THE ATTORNEY GENERAL."